[ LUCKILY, there's no one within earshot, but that laugh was probably heard by half the island anyway. ]

Hey, hey, if the island's making people want to spill the truth, it's no fun if I don't have a turn! Ready for it, Detective Kudo? The dastardly truth is... I really am a witch! Why stop there? I'm also an alien, time traveler, and esper! [ CACKLE, having too much fun teasing for her own good ] Do you believe me now?? You have to, right? Just think of all the wonderful truths I can tell you today...!