http://otakufangirl.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] otakufangirl.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] i_s_l_a_n_d_rp2009-07-11 06:15 pm

capslock rage: a novel.

[ SUDDENLY! A SHOUT OF FRUSTRATION! ]

This won't do! This won't do!

I miss it! I miss the long-gone days of island's UST. The kind where you trip and land on top of each other, and it's a super moe moe blush moment! Or the kind where your hands land on top of each other's and you share a moment that's way tenser than usual! I miss the tsundere! Nothing riles you people up anymore! I've been watching these boats for hours and the resolution is "Oh no. we have to kiss. How terrible." THIS IS NOT HOW UST IS MADE!

I am but a simple girl! With simple desires! How am I to write create with such jaded muses?! If kisses can't do that, then--

[ DRAMATIC HAND TO HER FOREHEAD, FAKING FAINTING ] What is this world coming to? Can't the island bless me with a little romance? A tiny love story? Is that so much to ask? My delicate maiden heart is breaking!

[ ooc; an angry boat voyeur is now tearing up her UST notes in frustration. Do you avoid her tantrum like the plague or approach? ]

[identity profile] the-darkblade.livejournal.com 2009-07-11 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[WALKING THE FUCK AWAY]

[identity profile] the-darkblade.livejournal.com 2009-07-11 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[motherfucker!]

... hey, Renge.

[identity profile] persuadebyforce.livejournal.com 2009-07-11 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
... all that yelling and you're calling your heart delicate?

[identity profile] persuadebyforce.livejournal.com 2009-07-11 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Gah! You're making it sound anything but!

[identity profile] reasontorun.livejournal.com 2009-07-11 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Romance isn't something you can dictate!! What the hell is wrong with you?! [ LET'S SEE WHOSE TEMPER IS WORSE. ]

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[identity profile] mai-naifu.livejournal.com 2009-07-11 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[I am familiar enough with crazy women to know one when I see one. Attempting to silently and completely unnoticeably sneak away.

In plain sight, of course.]
Edited 2009-07-11 23:45 (UTC)

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[identity profile] jerky-genius.livejournal.com 2009-07-11 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
The island hates you, it doesn't want to give you any more nice things, da ze~

[identity profile] inb4inbed.livejournal.com 2009-07-11 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
UST? It's better to skip that part and get down to the hardcore business!

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[identity profile] theflammable.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
[holy crap the first crazy human being]

[identity profile] youfailbiology.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
I know a good love story if you want to hear it!

[identity profile] an-mermaid.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
I totally know how you feel! I really miss my boyfriend!

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[identity profile] trippingwithme.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 07:50 am (UTC)(link)
*golf clap* Not bad on the dramatics there.