16th Trick - Tonight your leader will be fucking kawaii desu.

[raisedbycrows.livejournal.com]

Mmm... Did I overdo it today? Nah, that's ridiculous. The hut isn't too far from here, so...

--Nah, on second thought. This almighty god is going to take a little cat nap. Okaaay, this tree and pile of leaves over there oughta do just fine. This crow's nest looks perfect!

And in some ways, sleeping is training too. Like perfecting the ultra-powerful Sleeping Fist technique! Heh heh... I really do amaze myself. Just how many trump cards have I invented in a single day? We're gonna kick ass when we get back to the tournament for sure!

... Anyway, it'll just be for five minutes...

((Haaaave a sleeping Ikki in a pile of leaves. |D))

Comments

[dualcore-amdx64.livejournal.com]

*delicately removing your hand, standing up, and slowly walking away. Very shaky voice, btw*

What do you think you were doing?

[raisedbycrows.livejournal.com]

*uh oh this joke may have gone sour*

Ahaha... Um... well...

[dualcore-amdx64.livejournal.com]

*stopping a suitable distance away and wrapping etherlite around herself*

I hope you have at least a decent explanation.

[raisedbycrows.livejournal.com]

... You've never been touched like THAT before?

[dualcore-amdx64.livejournal.com]

*testing tensile strength*

I have remained absolutely unmolested up until this point.

[raisedbycrows.livejournal.com]

I was half sleep, so these things happen!

[dualcore-amdx64.livejournal.com]

*aaaah, leaning back into it*

Then I apologize for the immediate future. These things happen.

[raisedbycrows.livejournal.com]

Wait-- What are you doing?

[dualcore-amdx64.livejournal.com]

*Barrel Replica appearing in hand and aiming*

If you wish to survive, I suggest you increase the distance between myself and you.

[raisedbycrows.livejournal.com]

W-w-wait a second! You can't be THIS pissed off!

[dualcore-amdx64.livejournal.com]

*unleashing the wrath of alchemy in a big pink laser. Okay, she's not aiming to actually hit. MAYBE NICK*

[raisedbycrows.livejournal.com]

*going to move out of the range as he gets nicked, but most of all-- GAWKING AT THE LASER*

[dualcore-amdx64.livejournal.com]

*letting out a sigh and putting away the gun*

I feel slightly better now.

[raisedbycrows.livejournal.com]

ARE YOU KIDDING?! I NEARLY DIED!

[dualcore-amdx64.livejournal.com]

You did not. I predicted the four most possible evasion patterns you could have made and deliberately aimed away from there. If, by chance, you had chosen the least likely option, then yes, you would have died.

[raisedbycrows.livejournal.com]

Sion! You could've just punched me in the face like any normal girl would!

[dualcore-amdx64.livejournal.com]

*That's a good idea. I think she might be heading over to try it out*

[raisedbycrows.livejournal.com]

Wait, wait, wait! Let's just have a normal fight if you're still this angry!

[dualcore-amdx64.livejournal.com]

I am far from angry. Unlike others, I do not let my emotions control my actions.

[raisedbycrows.livejournal.com]

So says the alchemist who just shot a fucking death laser at me a few seconds ago!

[dualcore-amdx64.livejournal.com]

If you could overcome your sexual urges, perhaps you would not be in this situation!!

[raisedbycrows.livejournal.com]

It's not my fault you have nice boobs with a pair of hot legs!!

[dualcore-amdx64.livejournal.com]

That is exactly the attitude I am speaking of!

[raisedbycrows.livejournal.com]

Maybe things could be easier if you were a guy!

[dualcore-amdx64.livejournal.com]

Do you see me having any problems?!