[Filtered to Kururu- Hackable]
K-K-KURURU!!! What the heck happened?! Your chemical didn't work at all, de arimasu!! Instead of mind-control, a bunch of weird things happened instead!! And I ended up being electrocuted twice, face-to-face with a sword, pounced on, blown up, and so many things, de arimasu!! I demand an explanation now, de arimasu!!
Oh man, so much for the plan, de arimasu... Gero... why does this always happen, de arimasu? I thought for sure it'd work, and it would've too if Kururu's invention hadn't screwed up, de arimasu! Was it doomed from the start?
[Private to self- Hackable if you know him]
*sigh* Perhaps Akizuki-dono makes a point about not trying to invade here, de arimasu... I'm just feeling really tired, de arimasu... but what kind of leader would I be if I gave up on the invasion just because of this place, de arimasu? Even if I slack off, doesn't mean I don't care! Like having a dirty sink - the sight of it being dirty makes you want to scrub it!! Besides, all these hardships make me want to invade this place even more, just because it's irritating and if I succeed then I get to go "HA! IN YOUR FACE!!", de arimasu! That's why I can't give up, no matter how many mistakes and failures I make...
Plus the main hero never gives up!!! I mean, sheesh, what kind of show could be entertaining if all that happened was crying over every defeat, I'd kick a hero like that and go "HEY, GET UP OFF YOUR ASS AND FIGHT BACK DAMMIT!! YELL OUT WITH A PASSION AND GET IN THE MECH!! EATING BEFORE A BRAWL IS GOOD TOO, REMEMBER HAVE TWO BOWLS IF YOU DO, DE ARIMASU!!!"... ah, what was I talking about to begin with, de arimasu?