....I vaguely remember hitting my hid on something hard. Therefore, I must not...be having an insane dream. I did sleep, but do we not all...? So, if we all do sleep and dream, and we wake up to find that dream being possible, is it the same as being awake, or am I really trapped in my nightmare?
Because, quite frankly, I don't remember putting on a wedding gown. Nor do I remember having a veil draped over my eyes, or being in a chapel, or finding my groom to be someone I'm not too fond of. Therefore, this is all an illusion.
...but pinching myself only proves me wrong. Now, I...am quite disturbed in the fact I'm having this bouquet of flowers, and in an...odd wedding dress while being in this chapel. Now, if someone could tell me why the ringbearer is a young child that looks awfully like me and my dearest 'groom', I'd appreciate it.
Maybe he's a distant relative.
Anyhow, I find this completely ridiculous and right now I will wake up and realize I'm not getting married.
...now would be a good time. ...anytime now.
...this is not good.
The ring is nice though.
Reno, you have nice taste.
[[ooc; ALRIGHT. SO. JEN AND I WERE TALKING, AND I GOT THIS APPROVED BY HER BECAUSE WE'RE HIGH OR SOMETHING. Cain had a dream, due to alcohol probably, of being married to Reno. ...yes. And! He thinks he's in a chapel, and in a wedding dress. Truth is, he isn't, of course. And the ringbearer is their lovechild, because we say so! Of course, he looks normal to everyone else. So you can 'wtf I see no dress' at him. Reno is having the SORTA same dream, not exact, and stuff. We planned this beforehand, hence the sharing of dreams thing. ...I hope this is okay. WE hope this is okay! COMMENCE EPIC HALLUCINATION OF BEING MARRIED. SO NO, CAIN AND RENO AREN'T REALLY MARRIED UNLESS THE ISLAND IS VEGAS OR SOMETHING AND CAN LEGALLY DO THAT. OKAY? OKAY. ♥]]