This-this, what is this ridiculosity. I am the Blanco Nino, how could I have been unthronified by a mere lawyer. You... you cannot do this, it--
Now, what would this event be? Oh ho, this is not the prison I was expecting. Of course, of course! Ah mister Judge, you shouldn't have given me an early birthday contribution. What ridiculosity was it to believe that I would be found guilty. A private island intermission, not as fabulous as my six private Pacific Resorts, but I shall accept this as your payment for this wonderful spectacle you presented to Mr. Wrong.
Ah, ha, now where might the fine tropitorial island ladies be? Don't be shy, my little Hawaiian toys, the personage standing in your frontal will not bite. But you may call me...((Yo, Taiga here with her fourth character, Redd White from Phoenix Wright. For those of you not familiar with him, yes, he's supposed to talk this way
and yes, it's annoying))