Well, this is familiar. I remember the beach bein' pretty popular last year but nothing like this. I wonder what gives. The Island hasn't been renovating, has it? ... I did not just ask that. Oy, I'm actually starting to get used to this place.
- Hey, watch where you're goin', pal! You almost stepped on me! Oof! I'm talkin' here! That's my tail! Oi, I never was a fan of public beaches. You never know who you'll be swimmin' with - if I even make it to the water. At this rate I'm gunna be trampled before I even get half way there, or worse! Yeesh!
You'd think they'd show a guy a little respect, being guests and all. Someone's gotta show 'em how things work around here, and I guess that someone'll have ta be me.
! That gives me an idea!
Ta Da! This should do it! A little wood n' a few nails go a long way. If I planned this right, which I know
I did, this will a) take me off the menu by b) converting any potential predators to insectivores, and lastly c) scare off anyone else making the beach all mine! Ha ha ha! Ah, Timon you're a genius. ... I knew that.
Come one and come all! Don't be shy! Taste the finest in Island dinning! Get it while it's hot, folks! FREE SAMPLES ONLY WHILE THEY LAST!
And trust me, they'll go fast.
[ooc: Totally the best food stand on the island, hands down.]