THE END!!!

Aug. 29th, 2010 10:54 pm
[identity profile] islaaaand.livejournal.com
[ It is back to camp now.

Was it ever mentioned that there was a small cliff overlooking the camp? Maybe you just didn't notice it over the LOUDNESS of a certain camp counselor.

And why bring this up? Said camp counselor is now standing atop that cliff, arms crossed over his manly chest (adorned with CAMP COUNSELOR T-shirt) and looking down over the entire group, assembled at the foot of said cliff. ]


ALL RIGHT, ISLAND CAMPERS!!!

I've watched all of you grow in STRENGTH during this weekend! There has been PAIN, there has been SUFFERING, but you've all managed to pull through!

You are all SURVIVORS!!! I would be proud to have any one of you within the Spartan army!


[ Do you all have MANLY TEARS in your eyes? Leonidas doesn't. He's too manly for manly tears. But if he weren't, he would have them. ]

Our time was short! But it was spent well! All I hope is that-

[ Unfortunately, Leonidas is being cut short. From out of nowhere, a charging rhinoceros takes the Spartan in the side, gouging its horn into him and pushing him to the edge. ]

RRRAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHH!!!!!!

[ Leonidas digs his heels into the earth, letting out a primal roar of fury... but it's not enough. It's too late.

The charging rhino takes itself and the camp counselor off the edge of the cliff, mercifully away from the camp... no one will have to see this man's death.

And when people go to investigate? All that is left of him is a bloody CAMP COUNSELOR T-shirt... ]






[ Say a prayer for the fallen hero.

And while doing that, feel free to notice that all powers have returned in full force.

There's no magic ticket off of this island now and back to their usual home, but hopefully people will find a way. There are powers, there are still those rafts... be creative.

Because this fun is over. ]
[identity profile] islaaaand.livejournal.com
[ There wasn't a lot accomplished this particular morning. After breakfast, Leonidas took the group out for a quick hike, and then it was back to their normal spot. This time, he led them to the river... ]

You had better all be prepared for today! Some of you may die, but those of you who survive will become stronger than you can possibly imagine!

[ Just what is this? Well... ]
[identity profile] islaaaand.livejournal.com
[ The next day has gone by rather smoothly... a hike through the woods and along the beach, nothing noteworthy happening there. But now it's just past lunch and the groups are being led back to their clearing... what sort of horrible, horrible things await them today? ]

ALL RIGHT, SOLDIERS!!  I hope you have all PREPARED YOURSELVES for what awaits you here!

It will be HARD!! But I had best not hear a single complaint!


[ And with that, he shows you to your afternoon activity... ]
[identity profile] islaaaand.livejournal.com
[ Your peaceful slumber is about to be painfully and very loudly interrupted... ]

IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP!!

[ There's a guy dressed in a bright red T-shirt with the words "CAMP COUNSELAH" emblazoned on the front walking around, going cabin to cabin, rousing people from slumber. Sometimes just by shouting. And sometimes by tossing people out of bed and onto the floor.

Wait, hold up a second. Cabin? This isn't where you went to sleep. Where are you? What's going on? ]


Anybody who thinks it's a good idea to stay in bed will give me one hundred laps around the island while the rest of us are enjoying our morning feast! It doesn't matter to me!

[ God, what does it take to make this guy shut up? Too bad it seems that your guys have no way of really doing that.... because all of your more haxx abilities? Gone. Unless you were a normal.... then you might actually feel a bit healthier, up to doing those one hundred laps.... if that's really your thing. It'd probably be a better idea to get up and have breakfast, though.

And what else is waiting for you this day? ]




[ Subthreads will be up shortly! ]
[identity profile] enemyencounter.livejournal.com
An e-mail mysteriously arrives in your character's laptop this morning... )

[ You might have found it dumb. You might not even use your computer. You might have believed it. You might have disregarded it entirely given the island laptop's spam filters aren't really that great. And you might be outside looking for whatever that threat is right now. ]



[ Whatever it is, wherever you are, it found you and it's not gonna let you sneak by. ]

[ ooc; The monsters are dumb but once they lock onto you, they are incredibly destructive and won't let you escape until you eliminate them, power levels range from one-hit KO to boss fight. PARTNER UP KICK SOME ASS.

Also the sun and moon are looking a little off. ]
[identity profile] i-s-l-a-n-d-npc.livejournal.com
[ What's that jingling noise? What's that silhouette of a sleigh against the moon? C... Could Santa have come early this year?

...All of those hopes are dashed as a song plays from above. ]


♫ He knows when you are sleeping,
He knows when you're on the can,
He'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan!
Ohhhhh--
You better not breathe, you better not move,
You better off dead, I'm telling you dude,
Santa Claus is gunning you down--!! ♪


[ cue the very mechanical-looking Santa cruising by near you and opening fire ]

[ OOC; ROBO SANTA TIME. Because... none of us mods can play Robot Santa, we will just be letting you godmod him as you please through the entire event when he attacks and so on! HE DOES NOT DISCRIMINATE, HE WILL SHOOT AT ANYONE. The only rule is: He cannot be destroyed. You're free to fend him off and so on, though!

If you have never heard of Robot Santa, allow me to point you in the direction of watching material. Happy Holidays and feel free to threadhop amongst this post! ]
[identity profile] i-s-l-a-n-d-npc.livejournal.com
((...I'm sorry. I couldn't resist >.>;;; So yes, Bunta made Jackal buy him a gum-flavored cake, and after Jackal took a bite himself, he ended up here. Who knows how that works XD;))

...Um, okay. I'm pretty sure that Bunta's gum-flavored cake is NOT suppose to do that. ...Actually, I'm pretty sure NO gum and NO cake is suppose to do that. Unless it tasted so bad that I actually passed out or something, and now I'm just hallucinating, but I'm pretty sure that's not it though hey, after that magical skittles incident, anything is POSSIBLE, kthx, since no way in HELL would I ever dream about having a monkey humping my leg right now. See, this is why I stick to freaking coffee every morning, instead of whatever green thing that my tennis partner likes to chew on. I like my breakfast to be with normal foods, instead of ...gum-flavored cake. The hell is that anyway?!

...Why can't I at least get sent back to Brazil? T______T why does this kind of shit always happen to me? First Akaya getting me freaking bitchslapped, then Yanagi wanted me to test his friend Inui's juice, and now THIS?! What did I do?! Can't there at least be some babes girls in bikinis on this island? I'm not asking much--

*sees a female monkey prancing his way in a bikini* ... Aww, no.

...Yukimura? ...Sanada? Niou? Yagyuu? You guys here? At least you guys are the norm--Well, at least there are people that I know here. But let's face it, nobody on that team is normal.


-Jackal Kuwahara
[identity profile] i-s-l-a-n-d-npc.livejournal.com
I think I finally found him.   .__.

It was really hard to find this place and get here.  I'm tired now.

And he's gonna so be mad at meeee...  *wibbles*

I hope Mello at least still has my note.  I shouldn't have listened to that Ryuuk.  He said that if I kept quiet and did nothing, I'd get my Death Note back.  Now I'm gonna have to go beg to get it back.

I don't wanna die...

--Shidou

*floats off to find Mello, eating a chocolate bar*

[Note:  Shidou is another shinigami from Death Note.  Here is an image of Shidou.  He happens to be the original owner of the Death Note that Mello and Near currently have in their possession.  He is trying to get it back before his lifespan runs out, but unfortunately he lost ownership of it when he dropped it and Ryuuk picked it up.  The same rules apply to him as apply to Ryuuk.  He would only be visible to Ryuuk, Mello, and Near right now.  So, yes, floating chocolate~ XD]
[identity profile] i-s-l-a-n-d-npc.livejournal.com
Boy; Again? You'd think those pesky humans would get the idea by now.

Well then!

Apr. 1st, 2006 10:28 pm
[identity profile] i-s-l-a-n-d-npc.livejournal.com
Hello, my pretty inhabitants! Due to insufficient funding for the materials needed to keep this god-forsaken piece of dirt in the middle of nowhere ....a tropical island, I've had to sign a major deal with Hershey's company. Yes, these monkeys cost money. So do those dingoes. So do the talking coconuts.

So yes, it's raining MEEEEEENNNNN~ ..ahem, I mean, it's raining chocolates. DAMMIT, I HAVEN'T GOTTEN LAID SINCE THAT PEDRO GUY. Who knows. Maybe I should sign an endorsement deal with Apple computers. Nobody would mind if they get hit on the head by a computer, right? I'll just have to revive you. BUT DON'T PUSH YOUR LUCK!

-Great Will of the Microcosm
[identity profile] i-s-l-a-n-d-npc.livejournal.com
Pickin’ coconuts from the coconut tree-eh
Nah, nah, nah, nah-nah-nah-nah, nah nah nah
Biggest coconuts that you ever seen
Nah nah nah nah nah nah
Pickin’ coconuts from the coconut tree-eh
Nah, nah, nah, nah-nah-nah-nah, nah nah nah
Biggest coconuts that you ever seenFeelin’ free and happy!

[Xigbar]

Mar. 28th, 2006 11:26 am
[identity profile] i-s-l-a-n-d-npc.livejournal.com
Everybody's singin' and they left me out! That's too bad!

WEEEELLLLLLL
Larxene is a bitch
she's an evil evil bitch
she's the evilest bitch in the whole wide world
She's still an evil bitch
Such an evil evil bitch
she's a bitch to all the boys and girls!
[identity profile] i-s-l-a-n-d-npc.livejournal.com
I was most... curious as to why my members were disappearing. Even my extensive powers do not allow for me to escape.

But I see that not only are there members here, but they have made a new home for themselves here as well.

This too... I see there are more like us here.

This stops nothing. I will continue to seek Kingdom Hearts.
[identity profile] i-s-l-a-n-d-npc.livejournal.com
Hey, what the hell is going on here, man? One fuckin' moment me an' Silent Bob're infront of the quick-e stop and the next we're here? Fuck, there sure as shit better be some cocaine here.

Hey, hey Silent Bob, see if the monkeys have coke.

~ Jay
[identity profile] i-s-l-a-n-d-npc.livejournal.com
I WHAT DO! EAT DINGOES! HAHAHAHA!


~Animal
(He's a Muppet.)
[identity profile] i-s-l-a-n-d-npc.livejournal.com
OOH EEEH UUHHHH EEEEEE OOOH AHHHH EEEEEE!!!!



EEEH!!! OOOH EHH AHH UH!

((Hi, yes, that IS a canon pic, slightly modified by [livejournal.com profile] trembles to push the two captains closer together (...but they were already close in the canon pic) and as posted on [livejournal.com profile] tenimyu; and hi, pretend they actually are kissing, okay? XD; Yes, AtoxTez. On the island. OMGZ :O!

Translation for monkeys:

Lookit what we found!

*picture*

TENNIS BOYS! GETTING some action!

*bows and presents you all with ghei tennis crack*

Reference: HERE))
[identity profile] i-s-l-a-n-d-npc.livejournal.com
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!


GREAT JEEBUS VISHNU!!!!!!!!! SAVE ME!!!!!!! I just didn't want to take down those Christmas-whatchamacallit holiday thingy lights like Marge asked me to. And it's not like it's a problem! TAKE THAT, STUPID FLANDERS!! OUR LIGHTS STAYED ON LONGER! HA! WHO'S GOING TO BE SAVED NOW?!

BUT--BUT...THERE IS NO BEER!! NO BACKWARDS SAVAGES FOR ME TO TAME THROUGH MY CORRUPT WESTERN COLONIAL WAYS!!! AND THERE ARE NO FROGS FOR ME TO GET HIGH ON!! ;_________; THE COCONUTS ARE JUST NOT THE SAME!!!!! THEY'RE HAIRY AND TASTE LIKE THE FLOOR ON MOE'S BAR ;___;

...MOE'S BAR T__________T I'M MISSING THE GUY'S NIGHT OUT WHERE WE PROMISE TO EACH OTHER WE'D ALWAYS BE THERE FOR WHEN ONE OF US DIES OF ALCOHOL POISONING. OH, SWEET ALCOHOL POISONING T___________________T Now I'll never be a statist--

...OOOOOOH!!!! :OOO!!! HEHEHEHEHEHE, MONKEYS!! COME HERE, MONKEYS!!!!! You'll lead me to your king and your mountains of treasures like those reality-challenged Hollywood movies!

-Homer J. Simpson
[identity profile] i-s-l-a-n-d-npc.livejournal.com
Dear Beings-From-Somewhere,

Could you please refrain from throwing us at dingos and monkeys? We coconuts were not made to be weaponry! We coconuts were made for nourishing as food, as drinks! Use us for what we were made for! If you continue to use us as your ammunition, we will continue to retaliate by dropping on your heads, as much as it pains us to do so. (Really, it hurts us more than it hurts you, despite how hard that may be to believe.) Make peace, not war! The dingos and monkeys should be your friends, not your enemies!

With love,
The Coconuts of the Island
[identity profile] i-s-l-a-n-d-npc.livejournal.com
EEEE!!!!! OOH OOOOOH! Hoooooohahahaaaaaa e. Eee. EEEEE. Hehehehooooo!

(Translation: What the HELL are those big ugly things on our island? One of them has killed the entire Eeeeeoooh family, and all they were doing was jumping on the one thing's head and trying to cleanse his fur in greeting as is the custom here. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! We will retaliate! We shall drive them from our shores! Never surrender!

Why does that one have orange fur on its head? That's just ugly.))

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